An incredibly random assortment of fandom posts and lame jokes which are usually related (but not limited) to Doctor Who, Supernatural, Portal, Adventure Time, Charmed, Game of Thrones, Community, and Russian history. Yeah. Told you it was random.
So I just realized
My job pays us for hours we missed due to snow closings
I basically got paid to play Portal on Monday.
"THE COLORS YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO WEAR TODAY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER NICELY."
"THE FLOWER DESIGN ON YOUR WATER BOTTLE IS VERY CUTE DO NOT FORGET TO DRINK EIGHT EIGHT-OUNCE PORTIONS OF WATER A DAY TO STAY HEALTHY."
"MAKE SURE TO REST FOR A MINIMUM OF EIGHT HOURS TONIGHT SO YOU FEEL HAPPY AND REFRESHED IN THE MORNING!"
Somebody needs to make a “Sam and Dean Play Slender” parody now
how to blog
- selfie sometimes
- unsuccessful text post
And just like Stanley Parable, Portal 2 also crashes at startup on my shitty computer
Steam I will pee on everything you love
actually idk I’ll probably just watch Netflix or something
Also, even getting a mouse for my laptop hasn’t changed one critical thing: how absolutely shit I am at aiming portals below me while in midair
I had not fully considered the difficulties of playing a game where E is one of the most important keys, with a computer where the E key works like shit.